Let's call it what it is

The headline this morning read, "People of faith challenge Democrats." The story was about the usual gang of idiots (Fundy Christians, Ortho Jews, Right Catholics) protesting abortion rights, gay rights, etc., etc., etc.

Hey, assholes, I'm a person of faith. You are a mob of self-righteous shitheads who want the rest of us to live according to your asinine interpretations of the campfire stories of Bronze Age sheep herders. Why don't you people find a group of islands (preferably in Southeast Asia, where you can be in a monsoon track and surrounded by pirates) and build your little theocracies there?