Mia Love: Missing the Forest for the Trees

Given Republican policies on minorities, why would an Afro-American be a Republican?  Given Republican policies on women, why would a woman be Republican?  Answer: When you don't care if you're the latest token the Rethuglicans seat right next to the door so everyone can see how diverse they are, in the proud tradition of "Uncle" Thomas Sowell, Clarence "Uncle" Thomas, James "Don't Call me Uncle Tom" Evans, and Allen "I'm a Bigger Whackadoo than Kanye" West.  Enter Mia Love, who is willing to sell out anything to get to Congress.  But she's Mormon, so she's used to selling out.  She's only interested in getting her va-jay-jay into the Celestial Kingdom, and this world be damned.

Ann Rmoney is a Working Mom [SNORT]

Let's cut to the chase: Ann Rmoney isn't a working mom, she just plays one in Mitt the Shitt's campaign.  Anyone who says otherwise is either: 1) an oblivious 1%er, 2) a brain-washed Talibagger, or 3) a lying whore.

And Tories Still Wouldn't Know Irony If They Sucked Its Cock

In other news, Tory MEP Daniel Hannan bleats in his Telecrap blog (which apparently is the day job of this plucky champion of the private sector and member of a party full of other plucky champions of the private sector, snort) that he is all bent out of shape because the "left-wingers" in the European Parliament want to stop public funds from going to fascist parties.  Tres tragique.  He trots out all the slippery slope arguments, and he's just full of shit.  First, let's note that MEP Hambone was president of the Oxford University Conservative Association while at Oriel, the place that gave us the Oxford [Bowel] Movement (The principal problem with the Anglican Communion is that there is a closet Anglo-Catholic sitting on the throne in Canterbury.), and he puts all that indoctrination on display here.  Second, the prime aim of the fascist parties is to destroy all other parties and implement a one-party regime, but Hambone seems incapable of distinguishing between that and parties that may be unpopular but are willing to let others remain in existence (a distinction everyone else has no problem absorbing).  Third, why should the general public fund this hate?  Germany tolerated it, and Hitler took power.  We tolerated it, and the Talibaggers and Koch-Sucker Bros.  took power.  Long past time to draw a line and chop off all fascist body parts that cross it.


Of course that isn't really what's going on with Hon. Hambone.  He's really ranting about government funding of politics.  Because then the government can pick which parties it wants to allow.  As opposed to the system Hambone is advocating, namely the 1% and multi-national corporations dictating which parties they want to allow.  And let me tell you something, folks: You will never get to vote on who belongs to the 1%.  Daniel Hannan is a hypocritical tool.

National Socialist Review is National Socialist

Last week wannabe BNP deputy chair and all-around pathetic, conservative turd John Derbyshire posted his latest racist screed about how black people are a threat to civilization in general and white and delightsome folks in particular.  The entire article was his usual PIDOOHA (Pulling It Directly Out Of His Ass) and no surprise.  What is a surprise is that apparently the National Socialist Review has a limit to how far right it will goose-step, because it has sacked Derbyshit as a columnist.  Wow.  I would have thought there was no right-wing asshole Richie-Rich Ho-Boy Lowry would not felch.  And given that William B. Fuckley (Can anything good come out of Yale?) founded that rag as a venue for segregationists, the irony here is flowing as thickly as santorum at a Roman Catholic priest-choirboy overnighter.  And it shows one other surprising thing, too: The Teabaggers are right about our immigration laws being too lax.  We're letting way too many jive-assed honkies into this country.

Just Nut Up

OK, first a rant.  To all women and girly-men (And I'm not talking about gays.  I'm talking about weenie-whiners whose cocks are as soggy as an overnight bowl of Cheerios.): You aren't hungry.  Your "sugar" isn't so imbalanced that you are faint.  If this were even remotely true, we would not be here, because our ancestors would have been so malnourished as to be permanently prostrate.  What you are are whiny, little bitches with First World problems who need to shut the fuck up and get back to business.

Andrew LitePharte Dead At 43

Ding, dong, the bitch is dead.  Which old bitch?  The Breitbart bitch!


In what may be one of the few pieces of evidence supporting the existence of a benevolent deity.  neo-Nazi, lying sack of FauxSpews douche-weasel Andrew LitePharte has been called to Cheezus at age 43.  Good riddance to bad rubbish.  I wished I believed in Hell so I could believe he was there.  He was so bent on creating Hell on Earth for the 99%.

Used Teabag

Halleluja, Zombie-Ghod Cheezus did not come down in all his glory last night, and Tim Teabag and the Donkeys got ass-raped all night.  Hey, Tim, Jesus said to pray in your room with the door closed, not on the sidelines in front of 100,000,000 people.  And to all you religious athlete-dicks who think God is going to sink that free throw for you while letting millions of children continue to starve, if that's how your religion rolls, you and your god are both shits.

Not Here

I refuse to die in Utah.  If I were in a car wreck, I'd drag myself to the border.

I'm Glad This Bint Is No Longer "Managing" Money

Man, what unmitigated bullshit.  This teabagging bint (Look at her site.  She has her head in her Limbaugh, and her tongue up FundyGhod's fundament.) gets handed a brokerage position when she's 20 (probably by Daddy), spends 14 years in the game, and now calls it quits in an epic flounce because the system has been "destroyed".  Where the Hell have you been the last 14 years, you twat?  LTCM collapsed your first year on the job, then came the Dot Com Bomb and 9/11, and now we have The Great Recession, and you're just NOW deciding we're dealing with train wreck?  That's really getting out in front of the issue, there, sister.  Is that the sort of prescient advice you've been giving clients?  It's a good thing you're bugging out.


First, at the risk of belaboring the obvious, if you look up "fame whore" in the dictionary, there's her picture.  Second, she's a raging, white-whine Teabagger whose only sources of information are BTN, VB, and Radio Norsefire.  Third, I'd like to know just how much the Koch-sucker Bros. paid her for this standard, right-wing shit sling blaming Chimpy-spawned economic demons on the uppity niggah currently in the White House.

Remember, Remember....

Well, you sheeptwats, it's the Fifth of November.  Yes, I know Guy Fawkes was yet another theocratic shit pie, but the bottom line is this: We are faced with an increasingly totalitarian system that has little use for the likes of us, so what are you going to do about it?  The cops are kicking our heads in, and the black-robed bastards are colluding with them.  What are you going to do to survive?  Do the world a favor and blow up a seat of power.  Eat the rich.  Kill them until they get so scared they start killing themselves.

Well...

...not terribly bright,
no talents worth mentioning,
definitely not good looking, and
poor as a church mouse. 

The Day the Music Died

The Philadelphia Orchestra filed for bankruptcy Saturday night.  The Philadelphia Orchestra!  Historically the best symphony in the country (Screw you New York Philharmonic and Boston Symphony.).  On the verge of its final encore.  We bail out every NaziCorp and cut taxes for every GoldSacks and Morgoth Chase ass weasel, but there's no money for this.  This country sucks ass through a straw and is officially not worth saving.

Rahoo, Rednecks of Canada

"Justice" Robert Dewar, a Canadian judge-shaped object, has sentenced a rapist to two years probation instead of three years in the big house because in Winnipeg "no" doesn't mean "no" if you aren't wearing a bra.  I thought such redneck assweasels were confined to this side of the border, but apparently the High Plains is a continuous string of Turdvilles from the Arctic to the Rio Grande.  It should come as no surprise that "Justice" Douchenozzle is a Con-servative appointment by Canada's Chimpy McSmirkster Lite, Stephen Harper.  And it would come as no surprise, either, to find that Harper's teeny prick is permanently parked below Ye Goode Justice's prissy, little moustache.

Election

So what does the election and the Great Teabagger Victory show?  That the US is nothing more than an abattoir full of retarded children.

Fascist Motherfuckers Must Be Killed

Let's face it, all you lame-cocked liberals: It's either us or them.  The Ueberklass is sending the Teabaggers to kill us.  We can either sit here and be slaughtered, or we can launch a pre-emptive strike and start wasting these walking sacks of shit.

Case in point.  The US Department of Justice is suing Nazi douchebag Joe Arpaio because he isn't cooperating with a civil rights investigation.  Wrong.  WRONG, DOJ LIMP DICKS!  The marshals need to storm the sheriff's office, kick Arpaio in his nutless crotch, and anally rape him with tasers while making him fellate them.  And broadcast it all on Aridcornhola TV.  And when his teabagger friends gather outside to protest, call in a napalm strike on that mob.  After getting pictures of all of them so you can identify them and nape their houses.  And their relatives' houses.  And their fundie buttplug churches while you're at it.

There will be a slaughter, people, and I have no compunctions about which way I want it to go.