State Crapitol

So the State Capitol building has been rededicated, with lots of blather about its being "The House of the People." Ceremonies were presided over by the Sultan of Senility Gordon B. Hinckley, and there's a brand new bunker in the basement for the governor to hide in so he can avoid The People (except for those properly vetted by the Rethuglican hierarchy). I guess that pretentious pile of putrescence really is "The House of the People" because, let's face it folks, this is all the people of Utah really amount to.