Used Teabag

Halleluja, Zombie-Ghod Cheezus did not come down in all his glory last night, and Tim Teabag and the Donkeys got ass-raped all night.  Hey, Tim, Jesus said to pray in your room with the door closed, not on the sidelines in front of 100,000,000 people.  And to all you religious athlete-dicks who think God is going to sink that free throw for you while letting millions of children continue to starve, if that's how your religion rolls, you and your god are both shits.