Another Kentucky Dipshit

A response to an op-ed piece by Georgetown, KY-Jelly native Michael Smith:

Somebody call the waaambulance for Michael Smith, who's from Kentucky and probably masturbates to pictures of Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul.  I'd say your opnion is bullshit, but bullshit has positive uses, and you opinion has none.  First, no one is campaigning for open borders.  That's a straw man, and if you don't know it, you're too stupid to have a public comment.  Except in places like Kentucky.  Second, if you're opposed to the goals of the Green New Deal (and that's all the GND is right now, a statement of objectives), you're part of the problem, and you need "solved."  Third, if you're willing to back Der Drumpfenfuehrer in spite of the laundry list of evil you provided, well look at point #2.  You're one of those 1930s Germans who said, "I've got to back Hitler because the socialists must be stopped and some Jews have too much money and power."  Fourth, oh come on, the overwhelming majority of mass shootings have been committed by white, male Trumptards.  Like you.  Fifth, yes the rich are buying this country courtesy the Citizens United decision, and if you can't see that, you're blind every way but visually and maybe that way too.  Sixth, no one is saying the country is hopelessly racist.  Not even the Rethuglican Party is hopelessly racist, but I don't like its odds of recovery at this point.  You know that plant in Mississippi that got raided was a Koch plant, right?  You know the Koch's had the feds raid it after the workers started campaigning for better working conditions?  You know that a bunch of the workers who got swept up are actually here legally and have papers, but hey ICE don't need no stinkin' probable cause other than skin color, right?  And yet you want to say this isn't about money and race?  You're a special kind of stupid, Michael Smith.

They Heppin'

There are a couple of nasty, "Why aren't you doing well like everyone else?" ad campaigns going on right now.  First is Parents Empowered, dreamed up by the Ortho-Morms who run the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Controls.  They claim they're just trying to stop teenage drinking, but in reality it's a slam campaign aimed straight at Gentiles and Jack Mormons.  An honest rendering of their ad campaign is, "If your child so much as LOOKS at booze, he'll turn into a Reaver!"  (If you don't know what that means, do yourself a favor and plug into Firefly.

The other is the Feed the Pig campaign, reminding people, especially young people, that they need to save for a rainy day and retirement.  It's condescending as all Hell, and it gives no consideration to the lack of both affordable housing and living-wage jobs.  It's another "You are insufficiently righteous, otherwise you wouldn't have this problem" load of shit.  The revolution needs to start soon, and it needs to start by fire-bombing the Republican Legislative Caucus.

This is the Day

This is the day historians will look back on and say, "The United States ended here."  This is the day the Rethuglicans took control of both houses of Congress, and so, with the Fascist Five in control of the SCOTUS and Barack Handjob Obama in the White House, the 1% gained formal control of the government.  This is the day when trying to survive as an ordinary person in this country became of necessity a criminal activity and the only way for democracy to return required blood in the streets.  This is the day when the rest of the world decided we were too stupid and too dangerous to put up with and started taking steps to neutralize with extreme prejudice, such as removing the lynch pin of the survival of our economy, the dollar's status as the world's reserve currency, and using every tool available to infiltrate and destroy our nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons stockpiles so we could no longer retaliate.  This is the day our stupidity grew too great for our resources to overcome.  This is the day the United States starts spinning in.

And Tories Still Wouldn't Know Irony If They Sucked Its Cock

In other news, Tory MEP Daniel Hannan bleats in his Telecrap blog (which apparently is the day job of this plucky champion of the private sector and member of a party full of other plucky champions of the private sector, snort) that he is all bent out of shape because the "left-wingers" in the European Parliament want to stop public funds from going to fascist parties.  Tres tragique.  He trots out all the slippery slope arguments, and he's just full of shit.  First, let's note that MEP Hambone was president of the Oxford University Conservative Association while at Oriel, the place that gave us the Oxford [Bowel] Movement (The principal problem with the Anglican Communion is that there is a closet Anglo-Catholic sitting on the throne in Canterbury.), and he puts all that indoctrination on display here.  Second, the prime aim of the fascist parties is to destroy all other parties and implement a one-party regime, but Hambone seems incapable of distinguishing between that and parties that may be unpopular but are willing to let others remain in existence (a distinction everyone else has no problem absorbing).  Third, why should the general public fund this hate?  Germany tolerated it, and Hitler took power.  We tolerated it, and the Talibaggers and Koch-Sucker Bros.  took power.  Long past time to draw a line and chop off all fascist body parts that cross it.


Of course that isn't really what's going on with Hon. Hambone.  He's really ranting about government funding of politics.  Because then the government can pick which parties it wants to allow.  As opposed to the system Hambone is advocating, namely the 1% and multi-national corporations dictating which parties they want to allow.  And let me tell you something, folks: You will never get to vote on who belongs to the 1%.  Daniel Hannan is a hypocritical tool.

I'm Glad This Bint Is No Longer "Managing" Money

Man, what unmitigated bullshit.  This teabagging bint (Look at her site.  She has her head in her Limbaugh, and her tongue up FundyGhod's fundament.) gets handed a brokerage position when she's 20 (probably by Daddy), spends 14 years in the game, and now calls it quits in an epic flounce because the system has been "destroyed".  Where the Hell have you been the last 14 years, you twat?  LTCM collapsed your first year on the job, then came the Dot Com Bomb and 9/11, and now we have The Great Recession, and you're just NOW deciding we're dealing with train wreck?  That's really getting out in front of the issue, there, sister.  Is that the sort of prescient advice you've been giving clients?  It's a good thing you're bugging out.


First, at the risk of belaboring the obvious, if you look up "fame whore" in the dictionary, there's her picture.  Second, she's a raging, white-whine Teabagger whose only sources of information are BTN, VB, and Radio Norsefire.  Third, I'd like to know just how much the Koch-sucker Bros. paid her for this standard, right-wing shit sling blaming Chimpy-spawned economic demons on the uppity niggah currently in the White House.